Trevor Penn

 

Comedian-Bartender-Ebayer

I haven't been keeping this updated lately, but it's not like anyone reads it anyway. In a recent survey I did, I found out that I have 1.5 fans. THIS IS FOR THEM!! On February 3rd 2007, it was my 3 year anniversary of going on stage and making an ass of myself, trying to make people laugh. I've done it over 80 times. Big fat hairy deal. Feel free to call me at: 617-905-3536 for details of upcoming shows. Hope to see you soon!

Many of you may know me as your favorite bartender from Buck Mulligan's, in West Roxbury. Many of you probably hate my guts, because I had to toss you out of that gin mill. Either way, it's closed now, forever. It's last day was February 29th, 2004. The new place we worked on since the beginning of November 2003, finally opened on June 7th. Welcome West on Centre!!!! I fulfilled my goal of doing as many comedy shows as possible, while Buck's was closed. I waited tables and bartended at West on Centre for four months, before resigning. I realized I needed more nights off to pursue my comedy dream. I found a new drug that's earning cash for me. I sit alone in my apartment for hours, sometimes days. I chain smoke. I don't eat or drink anything (like anyone is going to believe that). It's called selling on eBay (see the new page on this site). Check here for regular updates, as I will book as many shows as I can. I'll pay extortion money or perform sexual favors (preferrably with women), for a shot at the big time. I am currently accepting applications for a manager. I'm not having any luck. It's hard to find someone who's willing to give up their social life and dreams, to work for nothing except empty promises.


To anyone who has never seen a Varietae show, trust me and click on the link below. You need to get out and see one of these shows as soon as possible. I have had the privelage of appearing in about 5 of these extravaganzas. It started in June 2005 as a true variety show. I was able to do my stand-up act a couple of times. It quickly evolved into production, so in November 2005, I wrote a sketch comedy act called "America's Biggest Redneck", and we performed it. Jesus Vice Superstar soon followed. In June 2006, I was lucky enough to be in Varietae Inferno, where I played the Demon Bartender Trevor. A take-off of Dante's Inferno, I wrote my own dialogue. Soon after, we filmed it in Russell Sweeney's basement. In September 2006, began Varietae in Space. I had to bow out, due to a new job. In December, they asked me to play the role of Santa Baby in the Christmas show, returning to the roots of a variety show. In March, I witnessed the third and final installment of the Varietae in Space Trilogy. I was truly mesmerized. What an experience.

Dave Geissler, Adam Hirsch, Jim Paul and the rest of the gang combine their talents to produce a show worthy of Broadway.

Almost everyone asked me when I would be able to return, with which I found myself very flattered. I told all that I would do anything possible to be in another show. I've even been doing some writing. My idea involves a Halloween show. The rest will be hush hush for awhile. Keep checking in!!